I judge people who blog.: Shenzhen swag?
Went to a JMU party last night thinking I’d get some fun attention for…being fluent in English. Yes, I was wearing my glasses, but I had an attack of the contacts at dinner, and it was either that or no partying at all. And also, my glasses are amazing.
Raging frat party. Dark, smelly, music blasting. As I walked by a group of bros hovering over the keg, one of them laughed at me and said, “You look like Harry Potter,” to which I responded, “STUPEFY!” And then I went and made myself a mixed drink with powdered gatorade.
I’ve officially lost my college swag.
Ladies and gentlemen… my hero, Shmolly McCluskey.
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hero, Shmolly McCluskey.
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